Luna Dietrich
 

EMBODIED BUSINESS WITCH:

MORE MONEY, MORE MAGIC

feminist witches, douse yourself in pleasure-rich nervous system support so you can move through perfectionism & bring your next offer to LIFE in 3 months 

because the world needs your timely medicine

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Tired of spinning your wheels & fumbling the bag around creating your next offer? 

Getting bogged down by the million and one rules you’ve been told you HAVE TO follow to run a program?

Getting lost in the sauce of imposter syndrome?

You’re not alone in these feelings. They aren’t personal.

Systemic issues like perfectionism, imposter syndrome, and oppressive one size fits all formulas make it SO MUCH harder to bring your next program to life.

They can keep you spinning your wheels and not sharing your timely medicine with the world.

And it’s costing you money and magic!

You don’t need 100 more trainings before you can offer your unique medicine to the world.

(There are some things you can only learn by doing!)

And you don’t need to jump through a million logistical hoops to create a successful program.

(It has infinitely more to do with your nervous system than having the perfect tech!)

And you don’t need to do it all alone.

(We got you! )

You deserve more space for your humanity, more space for your JOY, & more space for your unique way of offering your gifts.

This 3 month neuro-affirming live course is for the Feminist Witch who is ready to get messy because you know your service is more important than your perfection.

 
 
 

Get in Embodied Business Witch so that you can…

  • get crystal clear on what actually matters to bring your next program to life

  • stop fumbling the bag and finally get paid for the magic you have brewing

  • expand your capacity to be the embodied business witch who stops overthinking and starts making more money & more magic

 
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You’re…

  • DONE with the imposter syndrome because LOOK WHO IS IN THE WHITE HOUSE.

  • ready to do business with less stress, and so much more pleasure.

  • craving neuro-affirming, trauma resolution support and are tired of stressful strategies that only work for a select few. ADHD here!

  • wanting it from a somatic practitioner who weaves in energetics AND acknowledges systems of oppression, not just when fascism is actively happening.

  • hungry for more. more money, more magic, more impact.

Then come get in Embodied Business Witch: more money, more magic.

Fascism isn’t waiting on you, so why wait to bring more of your medicine to the world?

Let’s bring your next offer to life in the next three months.

 
 
 

“This course can lend you the space to build your shame resiliency, develop your capacity to deeply look within and fiercely believe in your boss witch dreams.

- Katherine Smith (Material Drifter), 2020

 
 
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WHAT YOU GET

 

Embodied Business Witch is a 3-month live course to douse yourself in pleasure rich nervous system support so you can move through perfectionism & bring your next offer to LIFE in 3 months 

1. Three months of live business mentorship and classes, giving you time to APPLY what you’ll learn.

Live class times: Tuesdays 3-4:30 PM Eastern Time Zone

Live Class Topics Include:

Pleasure Based Course Creation

Orienting to Win Wins in Your Business Model

Your Nervous System & Imposter Syndrome

Healing the Inner Critic

Courting the Creative Muse

Less Perfectionism, More Money & Magic

The Magic of Role Clarity

Rethinking Market Research

Embodied Boundaries & Practitioner Skills for Being a Business Witch

…and more!

2. Three months of 5 days a week in-depth written business & leadership guidance with journaling prompts to help you develop a writing practice –which is a core pleasure-based business strategy.

3. Weekly somatic exercises pulling from the techniques of bioenergetics and somatic experiencing to help you not only KNOW how to move your stuck places, but to EMBODY being the boss of your life and follow your FUCK YES.

4. An exclusive community of feminist witches in Gently Fierce hosted in Facebook. Here you can ask for feedback, get coached by Luna, share struggles, ask questions, network, and cheer one another on closely held by trauma informed community guidelines.

5. Regular group challenges so you APPLY what you are learning. We are doing this work out loud, which will start attracting the right clients sooner than later!

6. The Gently Fierce Resource Toolkit

The Gently Fierce Toolkit encompasses the triple threat method of mindset, somatics and strategy - along with podcasts, business leaders and thinkers to follow. We are standing on the shoulders of giants in this work AND we get to carve our own unique path.

7. Success Spells – first Monday of the month live classes to harness the magic of embodied goal setting in these monthly sessions. You’ll learn effective strategies for setting and achieving doable goals, creating a roadmap for success and building a foundation of self trust. Monthly meetings to provide consistent support and guidance! <3

Frequency: First Monday of the month, 3-4:30 PM Eastern Time Zone

Embodied Business Witch & Success Spells Live Class Schedule

Note: While I have created a beautiful outline, class times and content are subject to sometimes shift and have rain dates!


 
 

 

COMMUNITY SUPPORT

 
 

OBM / SUPPORT + GUEST TEACHER

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sHAUNA A. Bennis

Irish by birth, Shauna (she/curious) grew up with a deep love for bad weather, a penchant for starting spontaneous kitchen dance parties, and the belief that there is nothing a good cup of tea can’t fix – sometimes just putting the kettle on is enough.

Calling herself the “emotional support Hufflepuff”, Shauna is always looking for ways to help align beliefs with desires, so that an authentic and inspired life (with integrity) is possible. Her favourite tools for this are Human Design and EFT Tapping.

Shauna is Luna’s main assistant and course support and will also appear as a guest teacher.

 
 

Embodied Business offers you the space to heal & re-write the toxic and self-bullying scripts of hustle culture so that you can shift to a pleasure-based business that is designed by you and for YOU

…while giving you daily inquiry tools, somatic exercises, community accountability, coaching, and consistent challenges to SHOW UP for your vision.

 
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It is a feminist practice to base the way you create in pleasure and embodiment.

Pleasure-Based Business means consent is essential. With your body and your clients!

It means our practices are trauma-informed, somatic rooted, and oriented towards liberation.

Where play, bravery and messiness are necessary.

Pleasure-Based Business means we are free of guilt about being abundantly well paid.

We embrace nuance and may even make love to complexity.

Our services center impact and care.

Magic and mindset are taken seriously without spiritually bypassing systemic issues.

We make sure that celebration, embodiment and boundaries are built in.

And we never, ever feel like we have to do it alone.

 
 

We need more well-paid brave creatives, healers & educators who are brave enough to lead with vulnerability.

I’m not talking about the white privilege manifestation model or the “get rich quick” bro culture kind of abundance and leadership.

We are re-writing the rigid & harmful scripts.

We are weaving nuance into everything.

Let’s release toxic perfectionism & systemic guilt.

Let’s bravely base your next program in pleasure & embrace embodied leadership to shift the culture of dissociative business.

And let’s not do it alone.

Join us for this 3 month incubator, mentorship & live online course to create your next offer with a pleasure-based, somatic and feminist lens!

 
 

Being an Embodied Business is not about following rigid rules that feel HORRIBLE to your body and only seem to work for a select few.

It’s about building your nervous system’s capacity to move through things like perfectionism and infusing your process with PLEASURE so you can create your next offer YOUR unique way in 3 months.

 
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Throughout the 3 months, we will be focusing on the core practices of:

My Pleasure Based Business Method

  • Baby steps. As adrienne maree brown says, “small is all.” We often struggle to take action because we are biting off more than we can chew in one bite. When we break it down into doable pieces, all of the sudden, magic is happening. Results are stacking over time. Breaking it down lets us sustainably expand our nervous system’s capacity. Integrating each new level. Each new level of income. Each new level of visibility. Each new level of shame free expression.

  • Pleasurable processes. We can get burned out easily when we obsess about the result and don’t get geeky about the process. My method is to, yes, set big juicy goals, but also to focus on making your process of posting on social media, teaching and coaching as pleasurable and joyful as possible. Making it easy and fun. This makes you want to show up again and again. Boom…you’re having fun and getting your big big results: money, freedom and pleasure.

  • Disrupting rigid strategies. Embodied Business Witch isn’t a one-size-fits-all cookie cutter model. Many different strategies work, but I’ll help you figure out the ones that feel best for YOU. We will help disrupt the rigidity of what you think you SHOULD be doing to make money, to what you GET to do. What feels pleasurable to YOU.

  • Feeling the fullness of our humanity. You don’t need consistent energy to be consistent. Because you don’t need to be in a “certain vibe” to show up. In pleasure based business, we say “fuck you” to toxic positivity. We stop moralizing our feelings or needing to take action from every single feeling. When we don’t make big meaning out of every single emotion, it’s way easier to let our income be consistent even when our feelings aren’t.

  • Building shame resilience and disrupting perfectionism. A way to make consistent money in a sustainable, pleasurable way is to let ourselves be messy and make mistakes. We don’t make our businesses about our worth because our worth is inherent. We let ourselves experiment, play and learn. We are more focused on learning and serving others than on how perfect we are perceived.

  • Building a foundation of self trust. Imagine how much easier it is to go after what you want when you trust you can handle what happens?! Imagine how much easier it will be to make daily decisions in your business when you TRUST YOURSELF, whether that’s deciding to take a nap or deciding to go live on insta. Self trust is a form of currency.

  • Letting your body be on your side. Our bodies are not the enemy of productivity. I know our bodies can feel like SUCH a burden sometimes -
    But what if the burden was capitalism?
    If it was oppression and all its forms?
    Our limits are gifts. And when we push past them we almost always need to make up for it later. In pleasure based business, we partner with our bodies and let our needs be beautiful messengers so we can truly let all aspects of our business and life thrive.

  • Celebrate everything. Because abundance isn’t about how much you can consume, it’s about how much you can integrate. Like harvesting chamomile blossoms from your garden, the more you harvest, the more the plant is stimulated to grow more flowers. That’s the power of gratitude and celebration.

  • Nuanced, humanizing, self loving mindset. There are ways to get our brains on our side without bypassing feelings or systems of oppression. You can’t hate and critique yourself to loving yourself. I promise you anxiety is not the only motivator for change and self hatred is not required for growth. We will practice knowing our worth, no matter how much we contribute or what results we get – so that we can infuse pleasure in every step of the way.

  • Disrupting urgency. Embodied Business Witch is not a process you binge in three days. It’s embodied undulating support that goes at the pace your nervous system can handle. We are leaving the feast and famine cycles of income. We are dropping unnecessary hustle. We are not running as soon as something feels off or we have doubts. Instead, we practice making big decisions when we feel more resourced and calm, because this will almost always lead to more sustainable results like stable income and pleasure. This isn’t a silver bullet fix, it’s a complete transformation, infusing safety and pleasure in every aspect of your life and business.

  • Form a consensual loving relationship with money. In pleasure based business, we heal our relationship to money. We separate money from capitalism. We practice making money in consensual, non-exploitative ways. We see ourselves as stewards of wealth. We see money being able to amplify who we already are, a witchy tool that you get to get really good at using to cast your spells in the world.

  • Connecting to magic. As one of my teachers, Simone Seoul, says, we will help you connect to the spirit of your business. There are loving, supportive forces that want our important work to thrive and reach the right people. Sometimes, what we need is to have a little more trust and remember we aren’t alone. Our work in the world is so much bigger than ourselves.

So that you can…

  • get crystal clear on what actually matters to bring your next program to life

  • stop fumbling the bag and finally get paid for the magic you’ve have brewing

  • expand your capacity to be the embodied business witch who stops over thinking and starts making more money & more magic

 
 
 

Less fear-based strategies, more value-led practices.

Less systemic perfectionism, more brave creativity.

Less urgent action, more relaxed success.

 
 
 
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Meet Your Resident Business Witch

Luna Dietrich

 
 

Hey. I’m Luna Dietrich, aka the Pussy Witch.

My pronouns are they/them. I’m a Feminist & Pleasure Based Business Coach and somatic practioner. I help feminist witches and movers and shakers base their business in pleasure and disrupt systemic guilt, hustle culture, and leader isolation. I’m a writer, healer, gardener, dancer and lifelong learner of dismantling white supremacy. Raised Catholic and a born people pleaser, knowing what I want, in my sex life and business, hasn’t always been easy.

I’m offering Embodied Business Witch because I’m tired of the mainstream scripts I see: either exhausted activists and healers swimming in systemic guilt, not feeling worthy of the responsibility of money and leadership

OR

cis white women spiritual bypassing or hustling their way up a falsely seductive ladder, only to then burnout too.

I am carving out and adding to a different path.

One with nuance, pleasure, somatics, accountability, and abundance.

My first digital course reached hundreds of people and made over 20K, with no email list, no paid advertising, and less than 10K of an instagram following.

However, I was stuck in the feast and famine cycle. I would make a chunk of money at once, but then didn’t feel safe holding this money so it would evaporate. This led me into urgently launching again. Launching from a place of urgency would exhaust me so I wouldn’t have the capacity to sell again until money ran out. The cycle continued.

Now, with the grounding support of my core pleasure based business principles, I make consistent stable income, have made over 6 figures the past 4 years, have over 10K months every month, have led well over 4,000 students through my courses all while still having time for life outside of work for other passions like dancing, gardening, reading all of my fantasy books, my fur babies, and date nights with my sweetie.

With a feminist framework of Pleasure Based Business, my work is trauma-informed, somatic focused, and justice rooted. I love helping feminists and brave creatives, healers, & educators disrupt pleasure oppression by releasing shame, trauma, and internalized prejudices.

Because I love helping you feel safe being visible just as yourself, make money that feels abundant and well resourced, and let pleasure fuel you to show up for your BIG, brave, and heartfelt work.

"Luna is a teacher among teachers. Their desire to change the world and help their audience grow and lean into their magic is thick and glittering like the milky way. Luna asks you to show up, not only for yourself but for collective liberation. To work with them is to unearth power and knowledge and simultaneously gift it back in an infinite flow of creation and grace."

- Boss Witch Student, 2020


 
 

LOVING WORDS FROM PREVIOUS STUDENTS

"Luna has created such a wonderful space to help you grow into your business in an ethical and explorative way. They urge you to get curious about yourself and your way of doing things, and to really dig deep into what you are offering the world. I found out so many delicious tidbits about myself in this process, and I even felt it helpful to explore some of my shadow side as well. It was almost like Luna could read my mind around my fears and insecurities with putting myself out there, and gently guided me through it by helping ME to do the work! I didn't know I could be so brave."

- Business Witch student

"After Business Witch, I feel so much more ready to step up to and show up for the next chapter of my business - being more visible, having a bigger impact, helping more people, making more money. I feel so much more clear in my boundaries, my vision, the value of my work, what matters to me, and how I want to help people...and I'm almost ready to launch my big workbook offer!"

- Business Witch student

 
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Who is Embodied Business NOT for?

  • Anyone expecting a tech heavy, how-to course. Embodied Business Witch isn’t about telling you what platforms to use or how to run Zoom calls. There are so many resources like that for free online. My expertise is in

  • Anyone who is unwilling to do self-inquiry and check how they perpetuate systems of oppression. This isn’t your typical, infinite limit, “it’s JUST a mindset issue”, white feminism business course.

  • Anyone expecting this course to teach them about the complexity and nuance of intersectional feminism. That’s a whole other course. Actually a million other courses and a lifetime of work. I want people who care and center liberation in their work, but this isn’t the place to get extensive info on identity politics, history, etc.

  • ‌ Anyone who is not at all into witchiness. I’m NOT down with any beliefs that are victim blaming, gaslighting marginalized people, or any type of spiritual bypassing. With a background/degree in Biochemistry, I am passionate about carefully merging science, social justice and magic all together. I am student of Hermeticism, combining astrology, tarot and alchemy. This means I love the power of using intention and ritual to fill our lives with more meaning, pleasure, love and money. Business Witch is from a holistic approach, and energetics, mindset, and ritual are abundantly dusted throughout.

If you have any questions, e-mail us at support@thepussywitch.com to see if this course will offer specifically what you are looking for.

 
 
 

LOVING WORDS FROM PREVIOUS STUDENTS:

"I love the way how Luna coaches. I love the nuances and normality she brings in. For me it brings so much calmness and relaxation." - Mastermind client

“Luna does a tremendous job of creating a safe container to learn about the Self, to learn about the pursuit of pleasure, to learn about dismantling systems of injustice, and to learn about each individual's role in collective liberation. It is impossible not to get inspired in some way by Luna's infectious passion for life. Whether their energy hits you hard and fast like flashing lights and dance music or whether it washes over you like spring rain or a gentle stream, you will feel something special when you allow yourself to learn from and alongside Luna.

- Business Witch Student

Luna has helped me heal the subconscious blockages that have been holding me back my entire life. I now wake up everyday with motivation and purpose. I am becoming financially independent by doing what I love. I can't believe this is no longer a daydream!”
- Business Witch Student

“Your presence, your humanity and your vulnerability allow me to show up in ways I didn't dare before. To show up in front of myself, to admit to myself that I am hurt, that there is shame holding me back from connecting with people and showing up with my true radiant self. Your work helps me to get to know myself better und to love myself. I am deeply grateful for your work, it is a life changing gift to me.”

- Business Witch Student

 
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WHY BUSINESS WITCH & PLEASURE BASED BUSINESS?

  1. Learn from a Sex Educator Who Gained Financial Success Outside of the Biz Industry

I’ve had financial and fulfilling success with offering courses on healing and comprehensive Sex Ed, not just teaching about business.

I see a lot of Business Coaches only making money by teaching other people how to make money, and it seems like a shallow and shady loop.

I know how to help you sell courses with outcomes less tangible than helping others make money – like helping your clients find more pleasure, healthier relationships, or learn tarot.

I’ve got you, brave creatives.

 

2. Business Support that is PLEASURE CENTERED, Somatically Supported, & Trauma Informed

Your business shouldn’t cause burnout.

Being a leader isn’t just about intellectualizing everything and regurgitating information. This course is about helping you get in touch with your greatest resource and ally, YOUR BODY.

Your body has wisdom. I’m here to help you lead a business from your FULL CONSENTING FUCK YES.

I’m here to help you lead a business with boundaries, connection, lineage, consent, justice, bravery, and oh so much pleasure.

 

3. Develop a Writing Practice, A Core Element to Entrepreneurship

What I see with a lot of business courses, or any online courses, is that they throw too much info at you OR they hardly give you any.

I’m offering you a lot, but in a step by step, over time through a daily practice of JOURNALING.

In somatics, we call this titration, giving you support in bite-size pieces that you can actually integrate rather than overwhelming your nervous system with a million steps.

Writing is the foundation of any business. From writing out your class, to writing back to clients, to writing a sales page, to writing a blog post.

It all starts with writing and this course is designed to help you commit to a daily writing practice, while asking the questions that help you build out a digital product and market it as you go.

 
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5. A Business & Leadership Course with Nuance

Tired of your perfectionism, but also don’t want to learn from business coaches that seem to be so far from your values? Turned off by leaders who center money as the biggest marker of success? I want capitalism to end AND I know I need money along the way.

Now, I don’t want you to agree with me on everything. This course is not about replicating my business model. It’s not a 1, 2, 3, plug and chug template to success.

Business Witch is designed to lead you inward on the journey of self-inquiry, while digging for the root cause of your (and your clients’) suffering – aka, naming systems of oppression. So, instead of forming co-dependent bandaids in your business, you will be encouraged to create effective harm reduction strategies and sustainable solutions for the long game of mutual thriving.

 
 

“Luna is the kind of leader we need in this world, one who is intentional about their practice, caring of their community of followers, open to critical and constructive growth, and guiding others not to be codependent on them but towards the magic that exists in each of us.”

- Dalychia, co-founder of Afrosexology

 
 
 
 

You don’t need to do it all alone. You don’t need to be exhausted. You don’t need to be perfect.

You get to show up and create with pleasure.

 
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FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

> When does the course begin?

You can access the preparatory materials of the course immediately. The official container begins March 2025 (see welcome area within the course for details).

> Will there be recordings??

Yes! Recordings will be sent out within a few days of the live class and will be made available in the course area.

> How long do I have access to the course?

You will have access to the online course materials and access to the live community for at least 1 year.

> What if this feels scary? Is it still right for me?

It’s okay to be scared! However, I recommend choosing this course as an act of self love rather than a "THIS WILL FIX MY PROBLEM" solution.

You aren't a problem to solve! But if you don't want to do it alone and want a lot more pleasure and support, come join us.

EVERYTHING in this offering is an invitation. Embodied Business Witch is designed to support you as you tune into your own wisdom.

My approach is very gentle and fierce, and I will remind you again and again that you get to choose what feels right to try AND to trust your timing.

> Do you offer refunds?

As per industry standard, we do not offer refunds for digital content that can be downloaded and viewed. Because of this, I ask that you shop mindfully.

If you join a payment plan, you are agreeing to pay the full amount.

> Will this be a space to openly discuss anything at all?

No. I will do my best to hold the group container accountable, but I can’t and won’t guarantee a space free from triggering content.

This course is not an open container to process anything and everything. For example, it's not a space for white folks processing their white guilt and how to be more anti-racist because this course is for everyone; it's not a place to center the white experience on how to better show up. However, there will be a long list of community guidelines and a system for accountability for folks to pair up and find shared reality.

For example, white folks can share their white guilt with other white folks and/or Black folks can pair up to vent around racism. However, any BiPOC is most welcome to call out any racism in the community at me or anyone, and I will faciliate and take actions as neccessary.

However, the community is only one small portion of this entire course. The journal prompts, somatic exercises, live classes and Q&As offer so much that if the community is not something that feels right for you, there are still so many ways to learn.

> Is this offering just for women?

Nope. This course is for women, trans folks and nonbinary humans. Aka it's for everyone besides cis men. If you can enjoy lots of big FEMME energy coming from a nonbinary woman who is a recovering people pleaser socialized as a woman, then you can get something out of this course. Racism, ableism, transphobia, fatphobia, sexism, etc. will be called in, and repeat actions will result in removal from the course.

> Does this class discuss insurance, trademarking, or taxes?

No. While all of these things are an important part of running a business, that is not my area of expertise. A list of some resources will be included on where to get info and support.

> Do you offer any scholarships?

Yes. I am offering a few need-based full and half scholarships for BIPoC (Black, Indigenous and People of Color). If this applies to you, please click here to learn more and apply.

> I want to learn to become a sex educator like you, will you be teaching that?

No. This course isn't like a sex education certification, it's a pleasure & somatic based business course that can be applied by any activist, healer, artist, creative, sex educator, etc. who wants to run a business that serves their community and pays their bills.

> Do your videos have closed captions?

Yes, my classes currently offer live transcriptions.

> Disclaimer:

Please cite and give credit to all sources when referencing Embodied Business Witch materials, spoken or written words, conversations, images, or their likeness.

All intellectual property and related material (the "Intellectual Property") that is developed or produced in this course is the sole property of me, the facilitator. Copyright, intellectual property rights and distribution rights of the Intellectual Property remain exclusively with the course facilitator.

Live classes will be recorded and used for future iterations of this course.

Questions? E-mail us at support@thepussywitch.com! 💖

 
 

Get in Embodied Business Witch: More Money, More Magic

and douse yourself in pleasure rich nervous system support so you can move through perfectionism & bring your next offer to LIFE in 3 months 

because the world needs your timely medicine

Use the coupon code PLEASURERICH on check-out to get this course $111 off! *mwah*

ONE TIME PAYMENT OF $777 $666

3 PAYMENTS OF $259 $222

10 PAYMENTS OF $77.70 $66.60

 
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